Love this!
 

I particularly enjoyed the bit about Jacob and Bella and Renesmee and the whole imprinting fiasco.

I don't know, I just never found it to be all that bad. The child is a super prodigy with growth problems, so she'll be mature in no time. I'm sure he can keep it in his pants till then! Actually, I get the feeling that there was no sort of romantic link, in the same way that Quil imprinted on a child, but he took on the role of 'older brother' to her. I think Jacob in the books seems very sweet and protective. I liked him because he was one of the most realistic characters in the novels (being trumped, perhaps, by Leah) and I liked that a lot, especially after Edward who is near perfect and Bella, who can come off as quite Mary-Sue at times.

Wonderful podcast. I very much enjoyed it. Keep up the wonderful work!

-Mallory
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1588690/Mallory_Monroe